A Novel
By: Richard Flanagan / Narrated By: Essie Davis
Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
Oh gosh! Juuust read the Publisher’s Summary! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this is “dazzling”? I’m shootin’ m’ foot off!
Seeking Quan Am
Mutiny on the Rising Sun
A Tragic Tale of Slavery, Smuggling, and Chocolate
By: Jared Ross Hardesty / Narrated By: Joe Barrett
Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
Yikes, I’ve a feeling Hardesty tried his darn-tootin’ best, but this is a noooo… Weep with me!
A Matter of Death and Life
By: Marilyn Yalom, Irvin D. Yalom / Narrated By: Jim Frangione, Pam Ward
Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
Sooo going against the reviews but: This is what happens when an Existentialist faces death, and it ain’t pretty…
Orfeia
The Disappearing Spoon
And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements
By: Sam Kean / Narrated By: Sean Runnette
Length: 12 hrs and 34 mins
SUCH True Science, I mean, like, reeeeally! has me Wanting ‘bout, ooooh I dunno, TWELVE of My Hours Back…?!
A Christmas Courting
By: Jennifer Moore, Chalon Linton, Jen Geigle Johnson, Heidi Kimball / Narrated By: Aubrey Warner
Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
Pretty sure the stories are this side of lame, but DANG is the narration what makes this an atrocity, or what?!
The Matzah Ball
By: Jean Meltzer / Narrated By: Dara Rosenberg
Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
Dude… Hard-Up for Hanukkah here
Mayflower Chronicles
Dead Astronauts
A Novel
Series: Borne
By: Jeff VanderMeer / Narrated By: Emily Woo Zeller
Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
Dude! Most of us outgrew LSD, like, our second years of college…!
The Light of the Fireflies
By: Paul Pen / Translated By: Simon Bruni / Narrated By: Scott Merriman
Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
Good translation, but OY The Words!!!
Hunting Season
A Novel
By: Andrea Camilleri / Narrated By: Grover Gardner
Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
Good cow—Got taken in by the cute cover and the danged Publisher’s Summary!
Cooking as Fast as I Can
A Chef’s Story of Family, Food, and Forgiveness
By: Cat Cora / Narrated By: Cassandra Campbell
Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
Oy vey: Clueless! clueless! exASPeratingly clueless!
Widowish
Northbounders
When Harry Met Minnie
A Sucky Love Story
My Vanishing Country
The Lost Recipe for Happiness
By: Barbara O'Neal / Narrated By: Bernadette Dunne
Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
Bless her sweet, wonderful soul—but not even Bernadette Dunne could save this unholy mess
